As promised, here's the translation (and special thanks to mi amigo muy guapo Amador por ayudarme con esto):

"Still not over the dead little bird?"

"My father didn't come home last night. And right now, my mother is out looking for him."

"And, I think there's something going on downtown."

"Let's go, fuqface!"

Yeah! She's the most fun character to draw.

Thanks so much Galvo! I was checking out your comic too - pretty awesome stuff.

Thanks Tim! I can reply to your comments now that I've come down from that sugar high.

When's Elephant going up again, yo?

Its like when Juggernaut fights the Blob!

Muchas gracias Thomas!